Buhtt sex?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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