Im at strip club and am horny
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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