is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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