i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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