Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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