I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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