yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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