I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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