so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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