idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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