I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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