This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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