just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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