what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My penis needs a shock collar
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
