i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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