Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
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