yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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