So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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