I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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