I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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