didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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