Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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