I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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