Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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