you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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