I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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