just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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