my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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