Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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