I wannas sexs uuuuu
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I think my fart just growled at me.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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