You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize
