is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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