belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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