im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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