im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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