Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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