My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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