Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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