Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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