i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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