ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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