This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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