i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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