To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
then he tried to convert me to islam
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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