How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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