Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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