Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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