what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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