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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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