I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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